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Mom: Make sure you clean the house before I get back!
Me: Okay…
Then i get distracted by a non-important thing.
Then Im like she’s not here, it’s clean enough. She won’t notice.
-Car door slams-
House is dirty and I have a very angry asian mom on me..
Then im like ‘THE DOGS MADE A MESS RIGHT BEFORE YOU GOT HERE’
Her expression:
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Margo: She’s gonna hold her breath until she gets a new unicorn.
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